The Free Federation of The Europa Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the President of the Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 43.982 billion Europa Empireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europa City. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Europa Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,709 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,336 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, The Europa Empire's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and The Europa Empire has designated Europa City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Europa Empire's national animal is the eurotopian owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Europa Empire is ranked 39,281^st in the world and 1^st in Europa for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,745.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.